The only 5 words you need to survive as an Erasmus student

Following the succesful article comparing student life here in Glasgow and in Prague{ see Den skotskeho studenta} I decided to describe you more of the secrets of the Erasmus student live.

You probably know that the English spoken among international students is quite simple. Let us say basic English. I do not want to criticise or make jokes about anybody but I have heard that some of Spanish students have their personal buddy-translator to disccuss more complicated things:)

so here they are, the magic words which enables you to survive Erasmus stay( a tady sou kouzelna slovicka ktera vam umozni prezit Erasmus)

the only more complicated thing is the right order, you have to be careful about the situatins when you are using the words :

5 words and
their translation>

drunk (ožratý, sem vyjetej, jak pees

fuck (trtkat, do prdele, nasrat

shit (hovnex, cože promiň?,koko pusou

party ( akce, kalba-budou tam vsichni

beer (pivex, česka limča, dobre rano

for comparing with Czech student I have got here basic words of CVUT student from Strahov dormitory:

5 slov k přežití na CVUT a jejich mozny erasmacke ekvivalenty:

kurva nejde net...fuck

du do menzy...beer

sakra,kde je ten autobus...shit

cože holky, kdeže?...party

pod na jedno, nebo pokecame na ICQ...drunk